The House Bunny

Natalie: Shelley that's Kolby. I'm in love with him. Shelley: That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out? Natalie: I've never even talked to him.

Shelley: [while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!

Shelley: They're kicking me out? Marvin: Maybe it's because of your age. Shelley: But I'm 27. Marvin: But that's 59 in Bunny Years.

Shelley: Kindness is just love with its work boots on.